The Reasoned Scoop T-shirt (BW/B)


“I have drained this cup of every unholy secret that ever fell from the blackened lips of the Oracles, and I have deciphered hieroglyphs which turned to dust a thousand years before the first of the Pharaohs. I crowned myself with vipers, and conspired with the sun itself to cast Icarus down upon the rocks.”

Our iconic Reasoned scoop-neck T-shirt is emblazoned with a beautifully occult hand-drawn illustration which features a knight's gauntlet grasping a venomous snake?  

Each fine detail of the illustration is reproduced in a warm bone-white discharge ink that locks the image into the fibres of the shirt, while the text is printed in beautiful shimmering metallic gold. The lightweight breathable combed cotton fabric will hold its shape even after many washes and provides a super-soft comfortable fit.

  • Soft, bone-white and metallic gold print which is locked into the fabric.
  • Stretch-to-fit breathable combed cotton for absolute comfort
  • Free exchanges

100% pre-shrunk cotton | Our inks are mixed by hand, so print colours may vary slightly.


FREE! | Standard Shipping
£6.00 | Tracked and Signed

1 – 3 business days after despatch


£6.50 | Standard Untracked Shipping
£12.50 | Express Tracked & Signed Shipping

5 – 10 business days after despatch


£11.75 | Standard Untracked Shipping
| Tracked & Signed Shipping

7 – 14 business days after despatch


£14.50 | Standard Untracked Shipping
| Tracked & Signed Shipping

12 – 20 business days after despatch

We aim to dispatch all orders within 48 hours, Monday to Friday. No orders are despatched over the weekend.

Sometimes shipping companies/postal services experience short delays that are out of our control. These are usually no longer than a week to ten days. Very occasionally orders are delayed for longer. If your order hasn't arrived within 20 business days, please send us an email and we will help.

Please visit our shipping page here to view all information on shipping costs and taxes.

We've extended all returns and exchanges until 31 January, so if someone unwraps their Christmas gift and it's not quite right, you have plenty of time to send it back for an exchange or a refund.

You are welcome to return your order for any reason at all. Whether you'd like to exchange for another size or colour, or you'd like a refund, we'll take care of it as quickly as possible as soon as we receive your returned items.

All items must be returned to us within 30 days of you receiving them, in unwashed and unworn condition (except for trying them on), and with original tags attached. We are unable to exchange or refund any items after 30 days. If you received a damaged or incorrect item, we’ll refund your postage costs. Please keep proof of postage until we have processed your return.


Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
Danielle Gibson (Scunthorpe, GB)
Superb quality and fast shipping

The detailing put into this is absolutely stunning, a little big on the sides but that’s okay (in regards to the t shirt).
I would highly recommend La Mort Clothing to anybody looking for something different and eye catching.

Georgia Mavroeidakou (London, GB)

The Reasoned Scoop T-shirt (BW/B)

Jessi S.
Wonderful shirt!

These really are some of the best shirts I own, they aren't just cheaply plastic pasted onto cheap shirts for a quick buck.
The art is always phenomenal and shirts come with a poster and thank you card that's hand signed. It's been over a year since I bought the last one but they remembered me (although they prolly have some code to tell them whose bought stuff before) but it was a really lovely touch.
100 % worth it.

Alex S.

Great quality shirt and print as usual!

Ilona B.
I recommend !

I am very pleased with my order, and LaMortClothing members are very kind and attentive ! The quality and design are good, it is really like in the pictures.
I strongly recommend !

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